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Describe Santa – Copywriting Contest
St. Nicholas, Père Noël, Santa Claus – you’ll never find anyone else who has so many nicknames. No matter what you call him, everyone has their own way to describe this jolly ol’ elf. So for this month’s competition, we’re going to run a quick Xmas Copywriting Competition to round out the year:
Closing date
Make sure to have your entries in by Monday 19th December. The winner will be announced Friday 16th December.
Voting
We choose the top 3 and throw it out to our elves on our social media channels (Twitter, FB and Linkedin). Whichever entry gets the most likes/retweets/comments within 24 hours wins.
How to enter?
It’s easy, just scroll down to the comments box below and type in your entry. Post your personal details as well so we can contact you and link to you at the end if you win. You can also comment on other people’s entries if you like their ideas.
The Grand Prize
The prize for this jolly winner will be full of Christmas cheer – a festive surprise to make your holiday a little brighter.
So put on your creative elf hat, but don’t get on the naughty list – keep it clean! Feel free to add some humor as well.
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The uncontested king of winter solstice merrymaking
Winterstellar
A clown humans made up with their confused mindset
Satan’s anagram, Father Christmas is a bearded philanthrope of indeterminate age and boundless youthfulness, annual children’s hit, and myth.
A bearded chimney sweeper who smoked out the whole world by crashing the birthday party of a small careerist jew
Someone who comes once a year and fills the next 364 days with happiness.
The one and only reason kids all over the world behave, in the hopes getting their impossibly unreal wishes.
A fat man who sneaks into every house to keep presents for not being an ass all year in a single night.
If the Cookie Monster and Herbert the Pervert had a baby who ran a toy company like Willy Wonka.
Fake Beard, Don’t Care.
A jolly old man in a bright red coat, bringing good cheer to all and presents if you’re good.
All the time jollin, Reindeer rollin,
Big belly growin, Laughter flowin,
Presents wrappin, Children nappin,
Stories tellin, Stockings fillin,
Bells jinglin, Family minglin,
Everybody cheerin, Big Red peerin,
Than until next year,
He is disappearin’.
Hahaha
Flown by handsome deers,
Relieving humans from all their fears.
Bringing all your loved ones near,
But one thing isn’t yet clear,
The ethics of his mother, his creator, my dear!
Ho Ho Hopen Happiness!
Coming to your wallets this December :P
A bearded genie, dressed like a Coke.
In red costume and snowy beard each year,
This merry earthling brings good children gifts and good cheer.
@SantaClaus looks like an #OldSmileyFatMan with #WhiteHairLongBeardRedClothes @AndPeoniesCheeks comes @4Christmas with #SleighWithReindeerFromMilkyWay and loves #ToBeWaitedWithLoveAndBelieve and @CakesWithMilkAndCoffee #GivingGiftsMakingMiracles #ActivatingTheBestInAllOfUs
A funnily dressed old man with a fake beard. Creeps into your home on 24th December every year and shouts ‘Ho, Ho, Ho. Where’s the Rum?’
The Original X’MAN
Santa Claus*
*Terms & Conditions do not apply for kids
He’s the Christmas “brand” personified by a jolly, elderly, gift giver who breaks and enters in order to deposit presents.
Dreams and Hopes in Santa’s sack become a smile of stars upon a child’s face.
That fat kid who hovers around the free cookie samples at the bakery.
Oprah dressed up like a fat man, “You get a cuckoo cuckoo clock!”
He’s climbin’ in your chimneys, he’s snatchin’ your cookies up, tryin’ to eat’em. Hide your kids, he’s giftin’ everybody out here.